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The Office Quotes

by llama
Difficulty: Hard
Tags: The Office, Quotes

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Click each clue to highlight the corresponding boxes above:

Across:

2. "Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my god, what am I saying?"
4. "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. Thatís all Iíve ever wanted."
5. "Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer. Merciless. Insatiable."
6. "I thought you said this was a costume party!"
8. "Iím petrified of nipple chafing."
10. "Oh yes I will work out today. I work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause"
12. "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."
14. "If you ever lay I finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you."
16. "Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesusí dad?"
17. "Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica. "
18. "Take a picture. It'll last longer."
21. "Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me."
23. "What's up Halpert, still queer? "
24. "Everybody poops."

Down:

1. " Well if you're going to reduce my identity to my religion, then I'm Sikh. But I also like hiphop and NPR. And I'm restoring 1967 Corvette in my spare time."
3. "I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing."
4. "Daryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"
7. "I've had men fight over me before. Usually its over who gets to hold the camcorder. "
9. "You want to hold me, to see how you feel?"
11. "I don't really play cards, but I'm not going to lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. I'm gonna chase that feeling. "
13. "Here's the thing. Michael is doing something right. And in this economic climate, no method of success can be ignored. It's not really time for executives to start getting judgmental now. It's Hail Mary time."
15. "I wonder what they like about me... probably my jugs."
18. "Oh. So you can't make it to my orgy?"
19. "You got it, Jan."
20. "On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office, just ballpark."
22. "Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life. "

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