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Being a Cat

by ptocheia
Tags: poop, cat food, Cats, Cat

You plod your way upstairs, your furry belly swinging gaily beneath you. You enter a room and there is a giant, sitting in a chair.

You yowl loudly, telling it that you're very hungry and would like to eat now. The giant yells something sharply at you. Maybe the giant didn't understand, and you should keep yowling. Then again, maybe you should appease the giant and roll over onto your back. This is also a very easy way to get scritches.