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A Visit to the Doctor

by ptocheia
Tags: doctor visit, bad advice

Hurts everywhere, eh? Well. that's definitely a bit of a sticky wicket you've got yourself into, then! Could be an infestation! Or maybe someone's got one of them voodoo dolls of you, and are holding it under hot water right now! Hard to say, really.

Well, just to see, I'm gonna whack you in the leg with this here mallet. Just to see, you know. So does it still hurt all over? Oh, your knee hurts more now, does it? Very interesting.

In any case, I'm starting to narrow your problem down here. I'd like to know more about what your pain feels like.