The feet, huh? Bet that's a big old burden, since you've gotta walk around on them and all. Still, it's no surprise to me. I mean, you're gonna step on *something* that'll mess you up sooner or later.

Anyhow, what seems to be the matter with them feet, anyway?

• You think something's sprained, or maybe broken.
• Painful blisters and bunyons.
• Ingrown toenail.